EuroEnglish - Jeremy Clarkson

A five year plan has been drawn up to develop EuroEnglish. In the first year, 's' will be used instead of the soft 'c' and 'k' will replace the hard 'c'.
Not only will this klear up konfusion and make the life of sivil servants easier, but also komputer keyboards will need one less key.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome 'ph' will be replased the 'f'. This will make words like 'fotograf' 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to get to a stage where more komplikated alterations are possible. So double letters will be removed to inkrease the likelihod or akurate speling. And the horrible mess of the silent 'e' wil be banished.
By the forth yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps lik replasing 'th' by 'z' and 'w' by 'v'.
During ze fifz yar, ze necesari 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou', and similar modifikations vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yar, we wil hav a sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun wil find it ezi to understand ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru....

My first entry

Its 1 AM and I have absolutely bored. I decided to check out what this blogging thing is all about because it seems to have become a fad. As I write this, I can't help wondering if I will write here again - It seems to pointless to put your thoughts down in the digital world for every one else to read. I mean think about it!! We spend more time on the computer these days than we do with family and friends. Rather than share our thoughts with them, we put them here and hope that someone will read and comment on it so that we can begin a discussion. Why not just pick up the phone and call someone and have a good debate about it. Blogs, social networking websites, dating websites, e.t.c e.t.c e.t.c, I think that because of all these, social interaction between people is becoming less and less... and the funny thing is more and more people are going to meet other people online...and yet they refuse to meet in person - sheesh...

Anyways, now for the more important stuff - Food... I'm hungry and my stomach is making gurgling noises and I'm craving for something interesting... problem is that there is nothing in the fridge.. :(( ... I'm thinking of making a custard tart - yummy....